Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Updates

Yo. A few major things have gone on since I last posted. Let's see....hmmm...there was some wedding or something in England. Actually, I woke up early to watch it as I got ready for work, then pulled it up on the computer at work as soon as I got there. Sue me. I don't care, I love that crap.
However, it got me wondering: why the hell does the Queen of England carry a purse? Does she have her garage door opener in there? Pepper spray? A wallet with nothing in it? House keys? Seriously. She always has a crappy purse the same shade of her dress, hat and shoes. Very monochromatic, the Queen. I'm just fascinated by her purse, though.
Next, even the ROYAL FAMILY doesn't have good dental care in England? What is up with that? File those teeth down for the love of God! Those are some enormous teeth.
Then, honestly, did anyone think that Kate and William hadn't already you know...."known" each other? I mean Biblically, here. They freakin' lived together!
Yes, I adored the dress. The hats? What.the.HELL. is wrong with those people??? NO, the hats weren't refreshing or a nice change of pace in fashion. No, they weren't "whimsical" and appropriate for a wedding. They were hideous, horrendous concoctions that some maniacal asshole whipped up and got rich off of for all of those idiots who paid for them to be seen by the whole world. Those "fascinators"? Should be illegal. That'a all I'll say about that.

On to the next bit of huge news: didja know Bin Laden is dead? Well, that's what they say. I have no choice but to believe them. I would like all of the Republican/Conservative people who criticized the President for going after him to shut the eff up. Bush had 8 years and not only did he not get him, but he levelled two countries and got lots of other people who weren't the guy we were after. In the process, he bankrupted our nation and killed millions of innocent people. Not to mention the fact that good, decent soldiers died because of lies he told the country prior to invading Iraq. Just a couple of problems I have with him. I won't even go into his inability to be articulate.
Yes, I voted for Obama. Yes, I'd do it again. Suck it. I also voted for Clinton both times, and wish he could be dictator for life. We'd be swimming in money, not at war, enjoy good relationships with other countries and be prosperous again. What a horrible thought! Someone other than his wife might be giving him BJs, but dammit, he LIED about it! Shut up. You'd lie, too. Don't even say you wouldn't. I don't care WHO performs fellatio on the man, as long as he does his job well. Not to mention the fact that it was nice to have a well spoken, highly educated, brilliant man in charge. How far we fell in such a short time.
And guess what else? Obviously, I'm not the only one who voted for him twice. He won pretty handily twice. Other people did the same, even if they are afraid to admit it because of the right wing blind hatred of the man.

On to my newest obsession: The Borgias on Showtime. LOVE it. Why? 1. They were Spaniards, like my family. 2. They were scheming, treacherous sickos and it's all true. 3. The pope had mistresses and several children. Openly. I bet he never diddled a little boy. 4. It has the costumes and language and scenery I love.
and last but certainly not least, 5. The dude who plays Chesare Borgia. MeeeeOW.

This brings us to the biggest thing going on in our lives right now: preparing for my husband's 40th high school reunion. Yep. 40 years. I was 6 when he graduated from high school. I will have less than nothing in common with other attendees. I'm getting a trip to Northern California out of it, but still. I'm just looking forward to my three days in Napa, the spa, the trip on the Wine Train with the 5 star chef...shopping, seeing Fisherman's Wharf and all the usual touristy things.
I'm sleepy. See ya when I see ya.

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

I've read your posts for several months.. this one has me commenting with a big ole "Amen sister!" You just said it more eloquently than I have. Regarding Clinton and all that. I've said the whole situation was a personal thing between him and Hils and as long as he was doing a good job running the country I didn't care who was performing a good job on him.... Those were the days.. we actually had money then and a lot less worry!