My sons and I have had an awesome idea. Well, maybe not awesome, but it makes me hapy and skippy.

See, we are those people on the block that have NO Christmas decorations up. NONE. However, our neighbors have PLENTY. We decided we would go in the dark of night and sneak up and abscond with all of their lovely festive lights and thingies.

We have it planned. Balaclavas on our faces. Gloves so as not to leave fingerprints. Dark hoodies. Innocuous shoes that are easily available anywhere, in the wrong sizes for our feet. We will have hand gestures just like Special ops guys. We will communicate with nary a word. When the mission is complete, we will take said decorations, and completely crap up the empty house that is for sale. How brilliant is that? Who will suspect us? People will be confused and indignant! HOW DID THOSE NON EXISTENT PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIVE IN THAT EMPTY HOUSE GET OUR DECORATIONS????

I mean, we watch "The First 48". It will be AT LEAST 11 weeks before they have a break in the case. We even have street names. I am "Tay Tay". We dont' know why. It just sounded right.

In other news, I will be soon posting our annual dysfunctional family holiday letter.
Too da loo, bitches.