July 31, 2007

July 31, 2007

America....Eff Yeah!
So, I've been thinking about contributions America has made to civilization in general. Here are a few...and feel free to add to the list:

1. Peace-keeping(well...pre Bush administration..)- we have..until recently...generally only fought wars of self-defense and the defense of liberty.

2. Religious tolerance-this is self-explanatory.

3. The development of manhood suffrage-again...it took awhile...but our country did it.

4. The welcoming of newcomers-there is a reason people are beating down our doors to get in..be it legally or illegally.

5. The diffusion of wellbeing-No other country has such a large, well-to-do MIDDLE class. Most other countries middle class is struggling quite a bit more than ours is.

6. The Polio vaccine.

7. The development of the penicillin vaccine.

8. The bailing out of the entire world in WWII. The blood of our soldiers. It if weren't for us, let's face it: England, France and the rest of Europe would be speaking German now.

9. The entertainment industry. The entire world depends on the United States for their entertainment trends, etc. This may seem frivolous, but it's true.

10. Computers

11. Television

12. Rock and Roll

13. And just in case that isn't enough..there is a song that sums it all up beautifully:

"America: Fuck YEAH!" by Trey Parker (FYI: ANY OFFENSIVE PARTS ARE NOT ENDORSED BY ME, EVEN IF I LAUGHED, I FELT GUILTY AND VOMITED AFTERWARDS..but seriously, Google this song and laugh your ass off.)

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!(see above where I said I didn't endorse)

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)this is almost a whisper..hehehh
Sportsmanship
Books
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You are welcome, World.

Love, America.