Saturday, July 10, 2010

March 9, 2007

Friday, March 09, 2007

Lips

You know what sucks ass totally and 100% completely? Biting the inside of your lip. Then it swells because you bit it and so you bite it again. And again. And again. And again. And it keeps on happening and it hurts so damned much you want to cry. Blood has oozed from your lip because of your clumsy diction or chewing or something. Yeah. I did that. It hurts lilke a mofo.

So. We are Spring Breakin'. Woo! Girls Gone Wild, y'all! If you consider sleeping a lot "gone wild". We aren't going anywhere this year. Last year we got into a street riot in Paris , this year...nada. I'm forcing my indentured servants, I mean my children to clean their closets out.

My fingers and palms itch. I know it means something masturbatory and something monetary, but I can't remember what. Either way, I doubt both.

Have you ever met anyone who speaks in like...riddles? Like not even in complete sentence riddles? Like this:

Person: Hard work, people.
Me: Ummmm..
Person: The pendulum swings.
Me: Uhhhhhhhh,
Person: Stick with me
Me: Uhhhhnhnnnnnh,
Person: It's a long hard journey..

Okay. Here's the deal. I had to sit through like 4 hours of that today. Only I wasn't expected to respond frequently.

Person: Rumors.
Group of listeners: silence
Person: Rumors....we go forward.
Listeners: blink...blink
Person: And the pendulum swings.

How do you react to that? How do you arrange your features? What mien to you adopt? Because I do not know, people. This is a regular occurrence, too. It overflows into emails like that. Very cryptic. Very odd...strange. Don't know how to converse with this person. Suggestions?

1 comment:

Nicole said...

Suggestion: get out.